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I swear to God he levitated

PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 3:00 am
by hoangmao300
I have a friend who I have known since I was really little. 1 day, when he was six, I was at his house when he got green living absolutely god awful stomach pain. I mean, he was virtually writhing in pain. So, his mom has taken him to the doctor's office, in which the physician took a single look and informed her to consider him to the ER. She feared anything along the collections of an intestinal rupture. About half way to the hospital, my friend suddenly let rip the loudest, most potent fart any of us had ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We assumed the upholstery in the automobile seat had ripped. After a great 30 seconds of intense farting, he were at the mom of his and said, "I feel all much better now!"